I, Miss Love Jones, admit I am far from being a super freak and I am most definitely not a prude. I've had the pleasure of reading about the sexcapades of Christian, Gideon, Ethan and some others.... all brought a smile to my face and a little moisture in my nether region. Even now I think fondly back to what those men caused me to do. Sorry, I digress. What has caused me the most fun was my chance meeting with a self proclaimed freak.
The only thing I can surmise is that when she saw me I looked prim, proper and a pearl clutcher. She was reading The Adventures of a Freak. Unfortunately, my expression of curiosity was mistaken for an expression of discomfort with her reading material. Upon seeing my wide-eyed look she nearly shouted "Yes, I'm a freak and proud of it!" I so wish that she hadn't said that because any freak knows we never have to proclaim our freakiness because we're too busy acting on it. So now I'm forced to do what any good freak would do.... make her support her proclamation.
"Oh my! What makes you a freak?" After I ask the question I pray she admits she's not a freak and is just in the learning stage. I have to shake my head when she answers "I like sex a lot and I like it often." She was so proud of her answer. Poor lil tink tink hasn't got a clue what's getting ready to happen to her. Miss Love Jones is either going to help her release the Freakum or have her eat her words. Let the fun begin.
"By the way, I'm Love Jones and you are?"
"I'm Tess."
"Nice to meet you Tess. So, being that you're a freak, what's your favorite position?" I had to ask. I'm nosy and she could always say it's none of my business. Needless to say, my wide-eyed look of curiosity gets people talking all the time. I patiently waited for her to say she liked it when he was on top. Bingo! That's exactly what she said. I must forewarn you that at this point I did all the talking, so don't look for her to say much.
So, Tess, when he's on top does he have your knees pushed back so they feel as if they're next to your ears? Does it feel that with each thrust of his dick he's hitting that magical spot in your pussy that makes you speak a foreign language? When you're in this position do you find yourself becoming a human pretzel because you want to feel him pound deeper and harder? She looked at me and shook her head no. Hmmm...you don't? Oh, okay.
Alright, I know you let him hit it from the back. Talk about some deep penetration.... my, my, my. Do you play with your clit as he's fucking you? I know he drives you crazy when he grips you round your waist and does the slow, hard thrusts and then switches it to the fast, hard thrusts when it starts to feel really good to him and he keeps this up until he busts that nut. Again a look of shock and again she shook her head no. Wow! You don't do that either? Well, alrighty then.
Tess, what about oral? Do you wake him up by taking his dick in your mouth? Do you run your tongue slowly over the head? Do you slowly take him in your mouth until his dick hits the back of your throat? Do you suck him and play with his balls until he wakes up, grabs your head and begins fucking your mouth? Does he hold your head still as he cums in your mouth? Do you swallow his cream? My dear, by the look on your face I can tell the answer is no.
Tess, you have a long way to go before you cross into the realm of being a freak. It looks like I've shocked you just a smidgen. For the record don't let the prim and proper way I carry myself fool you because sweetie, I'm a freak. All that I've revealed is just plain sexual fun, However, when you're ready to be a freak and stop reading about one let me know..... because I wrote the book.
I gave her a wink and walked away. The look of utter surprise made me laugh softly to myself. I know I'll have to pencil Tess in for her lessons very soon.
To be continued....
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